Dear Randos, No You Cannot Walk My Dog | xoJane
Hey, to all the guys, dudes, bros, men, boys etc. out there: this line does not work at all. It never has, and it never will. Just a heads up. The fact that you are in a car or on a bike, motocycle, skateboard, whatever does not help you out. Also, if you are trying to holler at a girl while she is handling a mundane task as walking to the subway, jogging, taking out the trash, etc., you should just end your life. Seriously. You are pathetic.
Signed - Most other guys
