Smart Ass Kitchen is making moves and would like you to contribute. Visit our #indiegogo page for details on how you can help and get your hands on this magical apron that gives you super awesome cooking powers*. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smart-ass-kitchen/x/5506661 #behappy #behealthy #healthy #happy #smartasskitchen
First foray into making Smart Ass Chia Pancakes and it was a success.
2 TBS chia seeds, let them sit in 1/4 cup of water until they get all gelatinous and egg like. Toss in a cup of millet flour, add more water, a dash of xantham gum, a dash of almond flour (or crushed almonds) for flavor and a squeeze of something citrusy. Throw in a pan of med hot cocnut oil and Bob is your uncle.
No baby chickens were harmed in the making of this recipe. #glutenfree #guiltfree #pancakes #noeggs #nodairy #healthy #Ihearthashtags
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
Boner control, boys. Practice that shit. I’ve been in this situation w a few female friends and yes, it’s awkward as fuck, but it’s about survival. #CockFu
A letter to Mr. Spike Lee.
"I need you to know the truth. Some of the posters you are using were stolen from me. I tried my hardest to resolve this amicably but the agency just blatantly refused."
All to often the creatives behind the imagery used in advertising and marketing are getting shafted by agencies that undervalue their talents. The time and effort put into each project amounts to more than just “playing around on the computer” or “sitting in your underwear drawing all day.” We have families to feed. Yes what we do is fun (most times) but that’s only because we love doing it so damned much that we are willing to make sacrifices here and there to make sure everything we put out is top shelf. It’s a labor of love, but it’s still labor.
Exposure doesn’t pay my electric bill (which I need to keep my computer running so that I can make the artwork you use); actual money does.
BLK FRI MOB T-shirt
There is still time before
the worst day of the year to be humanBlack Friday to cap a BLK FRI MOB T-shirt (or crew neck or hoody) for the holiday shopping massacre. Let people know you mean business.
Available in all sizes and shapes and colors on my SKREENED shop.
Lingrid by The Real McKoy
Meet Lingrid. This is a character design i did for an app called Lingrid. Lingrid is an open source translation app for mobile devices. In designer her, I wanted her to come off as smart and approachable while with great appeal. I didn’t want her to be overtly sexual, because a translation app has no room for that, but did want her to kinda have that sexy librarian vibe.
At the top were the different faces and hairstyles I went through before deciding on f. Once I had her face, it was easy to imagine the outfit she would wear and create a personality for her.
#basa #broccoli and #quinoa is what’s for dinner. Balanced an colorful. As a rule of thumb I like to have as many colors on my plate as possible.
I, Villain T-shirt
©2013, Jason “The Real” McKoy
Everyone needs a little villainy in their lives.
Get it now in the Many Mart.